New research shows that people who whistle are more likely to be randomly punched than those who hum
"It makes perfect sense, really," replied one passing stranger.
This reporter was lucky enough to witness a whistle-punching incident, and recorded the following exchange with the attacker:
Me- "Sir, may I ask you why did you hit that man?"
Attacker- "Didn't you hear him whistling?"
Me- "Yes, I did, but I'm wondering why exactly it is that you felt the need to punch him?"
Attacker- "...I don't understand the question."
See Hum or Blow? pages 863-65 for full story
posted by Philomena Saltnickle
Staff Reporter
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
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