Twelve-Year-Old Pedophile To Be Tried as Adult
"I dunno. I guess I just like older girls, ones with breasts," says Jonathan Touchy, a shy, skinny young man accused just two days ago of inappropriately touching a fourteen-year-old girl.
"Look at him over there, sobbing uncontrollably. Who the hell does he think he's kidding?" responds Wilkens J. Brently, attorney for the plaintiff.
"He's so clever with that 'older girls' crap, trying to trick potential jury members into forgetting that not two weeks ago he was caught molesting a fourteen-year-old girl in the boys bathroom. It's disgusting."
This case is just one of many recently brought before the courts this year. According to statisticians, this is all part of an increasing trend in disturbing pedophilic acts. One study conducted by the University of Chievemont suggests that pedophiles as young as eight years old will be none too uncommon by the year 2008.
"For all we know, this kind of abject perversion has been occurring all along," says Prof. Liebermouth. "I guess it was simply high time we opened our eyes to the atrocities around us."
When asked what treatment he would suggest for young Jonathan's pathological fascination with pubescent penelopes, Prof. Liebermouth had only this to say: "I hear chemical castration is quite humane."
See Touching The Lives of Children pages 49-51 for full story
posted by Chadley R. Strepcloth
Staff Reporter
Monday, March 31, 2003
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